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Caveat Lector. Jessica. Twenty. Shy. Canadian. Listener. Reader. Watcher. Smiley. ;D Laughs. Guffaws. Chuckles. Giggles. Rolls on the floor laughing. I'm currently stressing about university and all the good stuff that it brings. I'm just living life as it comes to me, which can be good or bad, I suppose. I'm not quite the same on the inside as I am on the outside. I try to enjoy life, and it seems pretty good. Stress is gonna come because I don't plan much for the future, I suppose. I'm sorry to say that I'm not interesting online, but I'm actually very talkative irl. I mostly reblog things, so I'm sorry if that's not good enough to follow me for. (: s'alright, no harm done. However, I hope to remember that I can actually blog about real life happenings onto this brilliant site. I co-run a blog with my roommate-turned-housemate: heythereroommate.tumblr.com :D Please, enjoy. |
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eargasm, anyone?
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NotesTwo Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
I’ll just let this here…
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Notes quintessentialquin·tes·sen·tial (kwin-tuh-sen-shuhl | ˌkwɪntəˈsɛnʃəl)
Middle English < Medieval Latinadjective
1) of the pure and essential essence of something
2) of or pertaining to the most perfect embodiment of somethingMany consider Charles Dickens the quintessential Victorian author.
Submitted by ryanewolf.
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Notes susurrussu·sur·rus (soo-sur-uhs | sʊˈsɜrəs)
Latinnoun
a soft murmuring or rustling sound; whisperThe susurrus coming from the darkness made the explorers stop dead in their tracks.
(Source: dictionary.reference.com)
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Notes sprezzaturasprez·za·tu·ra (sprɛttsaˈtura)
Italian, from Baldassare Castiglione’s “The Book of the Courtier.”noun
studied nonchalance; perfect conduct or performance of something (as an artistic endeavor) without apparent effortThe musician’s sprezzatura was made obvious to all after the first few measures of his performance.
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Notes callipygiancal·li·pyg·i·an (kal-uh-pij-ee-uhn | ˌkæləˈpɪdʒiən)
Greekadjective
having well-shaped buttocksI personally enjoy Adam Levine’s callipygian features.
ffffffff- if I can get the pronounciation down pat, then I shall be using this often. (y)
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Interviewer: Black history month you find…
Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous.
Interviewer: Why?
Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month?
Interviewer: Oh, come on.
Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?
Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish.
Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is jewish history month?
Interviewer: There isn’t one.
Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh. Why not? Do you want one?
Interviewer: No.
Morgan Freeman: Right. I don’t either. I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.
Interviewer: How are we going to get rid of racism?
Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it.
Morgan Freeman FOR GOD.
MORGAN FREEMAN FOR GOD.
y’all are so silly~MORGAN FREEMAN IS ALREADY GOD OKAY.
amen ^
